The Top 10 Silliest Horror Movie Villains
The World’s Weirdest Baddies
No genre can match horror when it comes to creative villains. There have been so many truly bizarre horror baddies over the years. Here are my top ten silliest horror movie villains.
The higher up the list you go, the more ridiculous they become. These villains are often sinister versions of characters that have been portrayed as innocent or benevolent in the past.
Even baked goods, inanimate objects, and iconic childhood characters aren’t spared from being featured in horror films. To me, it’s fun to see this kind of subversion, even if it may cause controversy in some circles.
10. A Leprechaun (Leprechaun Series)
The leprechaun from the eponymous series is obsessed with finding his gold and will kill anyone who stands in his way. Leprechauns are often portrayed as being cute and cuddly, but there are also many folklore stories that portray them as devious tricksters.
A killer leprechaun is a familiar concept these days, but movies usually portrayed them sympathetically until the first Leprechaun came out in 1993. Since then we’ve had so many evil leprechaun movies that it’s become something of a cliche.
9. Winnie the Pooh (Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey)
Who would have ever guessed that this innocuous bear would be the antagonist in two (and counting) horror movies? Pooh, portrayed as a feral psychopath who seeks revenge on Christopher Robin for abandoning him, has gained a cult following as a horror villain in the last couple of years.
He’s the first of what’s likely to be a long trend of horror versions of famous characters from children’s stories. Even Mickey Mouse is set to star in a horror movie in 2025.
8. Alien Clowns (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)
I’ve talked about the Killer Klowns before, but there’s no way I could keep this fiendish trio off the list. Evil clowns are a very common horror villain, but what sets these guys apart is that they’re aliens. Their spaceship resembles a circus tent and they use balloon animals as weapons.
Even Pennywise and Art the Clown wouldn’t want to mess with these guys. What is their home planet like? Is everyone there a clown? It would be a cool to see a sequel that’s set in Killer Klown World.
7. A Snowman (Jack Frost)
Jack Frost, a serial killer, is being transported through a snowy town. He’s on his way to the execution chamber, where he is to be executed at midnight. The car crashes into a chemical truck, freakishly transforming Jack into a snowman.
There have been numerous Christmas movies about killer Santa’s, so why not take another innocent symbol of the holiday season and transform him into a horror goon? Jack Frost is a terrible movie, but the concept of a killer snowman is pretty cool.
6. A Turkey (Thankskilling)
Thankskilling is about a talking turkey named Turkie who spews cheesy one-liners while he dispatches his victims. He’s a dumb villain in a dumb movie, but there aren’t many Thanksgiving horror villains, so Turkie deserves some credit for filling in that niche. “Gobble gobble, motherf*cker!” My full review of Thankskilling is below.
5. A Gingerbread Man (The Gingerdead Man)
You’re not safe from anything in a horror movie, not even baked goods! The Gingerdead Man is a Full Moon staple, like the puppets from Puppetmaster. Like Jack Frost, this dude was originally a human serial killer who was fried in the electrical chair and then cremated.
After his ashes accidentally get mixed in with some gingerbread, he returns as the world’s first killer gingerbread man. Somehow he’s even more dangerous than he was as a human. The Gingerdead Man has appeared in several horror films, proving that there’s a market for movies about killer sweets. Maybe we’ll get a flick about a homicidal cake someday.
4. A Plant (Little Shop of Horrors)
Audrey II, also known as Twoey, is a talking, sharp-toothed, and highly intelligent extraterrestrial plant. After being bought by a struggling flower shop owner, he rapidly grows in size. Audrey loves to sign about his overwhelming desire to consume fresh human blood. He’s like a botanical vampire!
Towey is huge, insatiable, and enjoys devouring people. Luckily, he’s not all bad. He has a tremendous singing voice!
3. Tomatoes (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes)
What could be more ridiculous than killer tomatoes? Well a couple of things, actually, but I’ll get to them later. The killer tomatoes first struck in 1978, when the original movie came out. These sentient tomatoes have turned the tables on humanity. Now they’re eating people instead of the other way around! Even drinking tomato juice can be fatal in these movies.
Against all odds, those pesky tomatoes returned for three sequels, an animated tv series, and a couple of videogames. They haven’t been seen since Killer Tomatoes Eat France (1991), but a modern reboot could be interesting.
2. A pumpkin (Carved)
An evil vengeful pumpkin becomes sentient and vows revenge against human pumpkin carvers. This pumpkin can somehow see, hear, and understand English. It’s not a stretch to say that he’s more intelligent than some of the humans in the movie. This pumpkin won’t stop until all the pumpkin carvers are dead. Gourd big or go home! My full review of Carved is below.
1. A Tire (Rubber)
Robert the Tire (yes, a named tire) caps off my list of silliest horror movie villains. He’s the star of Rubber, a bizarre satire about a killer tire with telekinetic powers. Robert enjoys making people’s head explode. He also obliterates birds and rabbits.
Whether he’s rolling down the road, spying on ladies in the swimming pool, or breaking into an apartment so that he can take a shower, Robert can always be counted on to be the life of the party. How he can see, hear, or think is anyone’s guess, but Robert is one special tire!
